面白い自動不在返信メールをいくつかご紹介します。

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in  approximately 19 weeks.

Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

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I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons… When I return, Please refer to me as ‘ Margaret ‘ instead of  ‘Steve’.

いずれも仕事で使うには勇気がいりますね！

1) Real Ale Wobble: 15, 25, 35 mileのどれかのサイクリングレースに参加すると、チェックポイントで地元エールが無料にて味わえる。

場所： ブリテン島最少の町、Llanwrtyd

日時：　11月15日

2) Pig’s Ear Beer & Cider Festival: 100種類以上のビールや屋台が並ぶ、大イベント。ちなみにPig’s Earとはロンドンっ子の俗語でビールの事。

場所： ロンドン・Hackney

日時：　12月2日～6日